The Enlightenment of

Horatio HERCULES Hippo

Discover the Secrets of the Universe…

and Enlightenment…

Through the Eyes of a Hippo!

Are you tired of the same old self-help books that promise enlightenment but leave you feeling more confused than ever?

Look no further than “The Enlightenment of HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO” – the book that will change the way you view the world, one laugh at a time.

Who is HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO?

HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO is no ordinary hippo. He’s a philosopher, a sage, and quite possibly the most enlightened being on the planet (or in the river, to be precise).

Through a series of hilarious and thought-provoking adventures, HORATIO will guide you on a journey of self-discovery that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

What's in it for you?

By reading “The Enlightenment of HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO,” you’ll:

• Learn the secrets of the universe from a hippo’s perspective
• Discover the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of mud and napping)
• Gain the confidence to tackle any problem, no matter how big or small (or how many legs it has)
• Laugh until you cry, and then laugh some more

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“HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO has forever changed the way I view the world. I’ll never look at a hippo the same way again.” – Opra Spinfree
“This book is a must-read for anyone who wants to achieve true enlightenment. Or just have a really good laugh.” – Wali Lama

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